Shiny Pokemon

This page is about Shiny Pokemon, if you don't know what that is, do't read this, because I made this page for you uneducated noobs, but I don't want you to feel bad for not knowing you supid idiots.

What is a Shiny Pokemon?
I don't know. Just kidding I do! A Shiny Pokemon is a Pokemon with a different hue, sheen, or all around new color, it's kind of like Shiny Pokemon, but with Pokemon, and I even wrote about it here! Basically each pokemon you find in the wild has a 1/8192 chance of bearing a different color, and whether it looks really cool or terrifyingly bad, you'll put all effort into catching it. The thing about Shiny Pokemon is that they're not even shiny anyways, just a different hue, sheen, or color, and they're pokemon, and to this day i'm still trying to figure out why so many people jizz themselves over these mutations, and they're pokemon.

Do Shiny Pokemon even really exist?
THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION! Turns out, they actually don't, it's just a myth. I thought I had like seven of them in Pokemon Y, and they have weird red stars next to them, but they're not shiny, they just have a weird hue, sheen, or color.

Tell me more great Stevie Jay
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