Nintendo 2DS

This is a rant by StevieJay. you have been warned...

Are you serious?!?
I was walking home from highscool on a pleasant day, and I checked my youtube feed as usual. This piece of hell, weezled its way onto my cellular device, and boy was I in for a beating.

The Specs
It looks like a door stop, it probably works as one too. The triggers look indistinguishable from the system itself, and I don't know about you, but I can't tell how small it is. I'm definitely not going to buy this, as I would look like another retarded ipad user, and that's not good.

How the Folding Function Works
lol, nope.

What it looks Like
Honestly, I think it looks like a gameboy advance, as the buttons are adjacent to the top screen.

What it Should Be


This.

Review
Based on my calculated research, I conclude to rate my impressions 2/10 Bowling Pins, because the 2DS is just as unnecessary as the Xbox One.