The Birth Of Santa Nalga

This article is about the religion. For the food item, please call your local grocery store.

Santa Nalga Overview
Since the beginning of time, man have known little of the (true) god "Santa Nalga". Until recently (about 20,000 years) someone by the name of Julio Joe aquired video evidence of his (her?) existance. This is that video.

The Santa Nalga Itself
The Santa Nalga is often thought of as being one being, when in actuality, it's rather two. But from one part santa, and two parts nalga, the Santa Nalga can be formed, although how to aquire said parts is still unknown. It is said that santa used to roam the land where the SuperTroopers lived, and that the nalgas are often seen at dance studios, however, since it's nearly impossible to bring (or see) either one of them, there had only been one true Santa Nalga.

Trivia
It has been speculated that Santa Nalga may have direct relations with Yoko Ono.

Santa Nalga's only food alergin, is Red #40